♫ We Wish You A Merry Christmas - Phineas and Ferb Song ♫

We wish you a merry Christmas


We wish you a merry Christmas

We wish you a merry Christmas

And a happy new year

Phineas: We wish you the best day ever

And hope all your Christmas endeavors

Are super-fun, amazing, and clever

And that your New Year's rocks, too!





Both Christmas trees and menorahs

It can be confusing for us

When we break into a chorus

Of "olé" (iOlé!) and "oy vey" (Oy vey!)



Major Monogram: Good missions I'll give

To Agents A through Z

Carl, get away from that punch bowl

I'm saving that for me

Carl: Sorry, sir...



We wish you a Perry Christmas

We wish you a Perry Christmas

We wish you a Perry Christmas

And a (Perry chitters) new year



Baljeet: I wish for a calculator-

Slash-Hindi-English translator

To find a common denominator

In both of my tongues



Buford: Good wedgies I'll give

To all of you nerds

That's how I say "Merry Christmas"

I ain't good with words



Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I wish you would let me rule you

In evil I'm going to school you

I won't sugarcoat or fool you

Your New Year's looks grim



I warn you, my new -inator

Will force you to serve me later

So why not just choose to cater

To my every whim?



All: We wish your every endeavor

Makes this the best Christmas ever

And we're all so glad that we will never

Mention figgy pudding...

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, great. Well now we've mentioned it.

Major Monogram: You know, no one would have noticed if you'd have just kept your mouth shut.

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